Live’n Up the Super Bowl
- 1. Replace the cheerleaders with players moms… led by coach Richard Simmons. Can you say “dancin’ to the oldies”?
- 2. Any unsportsmanlike conduct results in an immediate “drop and give me 50″.
- 3. If the ref is unsure of the correct call, he gets three lifelines…50/50, phone a friend, and ask the audience.
- 4. Halftime show featuring Mike Rowe on how to clean an NFL looker room….ugh!
- 5. Medical staff headed by “House”. (Not only does he correctly diagnose the players broken ankle, but also shows how they received weak ankles from their family genes and an undetected disease aquired from an alley cat when they were 6 yr’s old…)
- 6. All touch down dances must be approved by Dancing with the Stars.
- 7. Players uniforms made over by Bob Mackie
- 8. Play by Play from Simon Cowell, Paula Abdule, and Randy Jackson.
- 9. Fill the football with helium. (opening kickoff caught by blimp pilotJ)
- 10. Replace mascots with Barney and Friends. Everyone must sing the song “I Love You, You Love Me…” and do the routine to start the game.
Posted: January 29th, 2009 under Super Bowl.
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